Get a 1/2 price link on Hot 500!

July 16th, 2006

links for saleThis just in!

http://www.Hot500Links.com has offered Press Release Monkey customers 1/2 price on links for a VERY limited time. This site is not just your run of the mill “buy a word” links site - it is hooked up with a link right off the home page of the Monkey.

This means that if you post your link there you’ll get a big fat attack from the search engines FAST!

Great for new sites - and great for any site that could use a nice PR inbound link for 1/2 price - and you get to keep the link for LIFETIME!

Hot 500 Links is owned by my dear friend and associate and fellow Denverite Tami Cantar - I ask you to hop over there and grab one of these links - because once she gets the site sprinkled around with some links the price will go up double, which is still a great deal for a LIFETIME LINK - (it’s brand new now but it WILL fill up since it’s linked right off the high traffic monkey).

Respectfully submitted,

The Monkey

Post Your Press Release Here Now FREE!

July 16th, 2006

Press Release Monkey is now open for business!

The Press Release Monkey is accepting FREE Press Releases and ARTICLES that promote your business!

Just click the link above and register to post - then you’ll only need to login when you return.

NOTE:

All posts are human reviewed (well some are Monkey approved).

Content is King - and we will not publish blatant advertising. If you just drop in a headline, sales pitch, and a link - you’ll get rejected - and we ALL hate rejection.

Articles are fine - did I say content is king?

FREE press releases will get the subject (headline) hyperlinked to your site - the rest is a text post.

PRO press releases (only $25) get:

  • Unlimited text links
  • Full WYSIWYG HTML editor text and image formatting
  • Images!
  • IE: a highly valuable bit of real estate on the web - and an attractive page that will get traffic!

Answers to Questions About Page Rank

The page rank of the Press Release Monkey got a PR5 on the last update. This is surely part of the general confusion of the whole site - as we have rollled through some tough times in getting the site hacked and destroyed and then rebuilt.

Just look at how many backlinks the site has: See our more than 10,000 backlinks in Yahoo!
The subdomain pages are getting lots of links and lots of traffic - now that we are restarting the posts (we lost more than 1500 posts in the hack! backup - backup - backup!) all the content and action will start to make a difference on the next update.

The really really good news is that you will get links, search engine traffic and human traffic from your press release here.

Now that I’ve got this part of the banana peeled - I am going to go back to work on getting your content fed to Google News - and to Reuters as well as other press release sites.

We are going to give PRWeb a run for their money - and we will NEVER be that expensive. (Our $25 Pro Press release is a $200 expense on their site.)

Get a PR5 Link to your Blog Now!

Press Release Monkey is setup so that if you link to us from your blog - you will automatically get a trackback link to your site! That means, when you put up a blog, new or matured, and add a link to your Blogroll or post one of my permalinks in a post on your site - you will automatically get a link back from me.

That’s right.

An easy and quick PR5 inbound link just by linking to http://www.PressReleaseMonkey.com! Just use “Press Release Monkey” or “Press Release website” or Post a FREE Press Release” and use the URL above - and you’ll get a PR5 (or higher when the PR goes back up) back to you!

When you post to this site - your inbound link helps YOUR POST get more action!

If you have any questions or comments on the site - please go to http://www.RickButtsHelpDesk.com and open a ticket and we’ll get right back to you.

Respectfully submitted,
Rick Butts
AKA The_Monkey 8-)

Barbra Streisand sued by her FANS?

July 15th, 2006

Yes, it is true.

Only in America would it even be conceivable that your greatest fans and supporters would file a lawsuit against you - `en masse.

You remember that Streisand charged a boatload of money a few years ago for her farewell tour. I believe the big show ended with a multi-night extravaganza in Vegas.

Babs was saying goodbye to live appearances and her grueling (not) concert schedule. So she charged a blue fortune for tickets and her biggest fans ponied up to hear her sing “The Way We Were” and other big hits.

They came, they saw, she sang, she sweated, they laughed, they cried, they paid through the nose.

The reviews were great - all was well in Mudville.

BUTT - Streisand recently decided she wanted to tour again. The usual suspects were rounded up, posters made, Ticketmaster alerted, venues booked and the PR machine began to spin.

Now you would THINK that the people who would be happiest about Streisand’s return to the stage would be the people who went to the greatest lengths, flew to other cities and bought the E tickets to see the diva perform.

Not so.

In fact, they are so not the happiest on who-ville - they are ANGRY!

Organizing a class action suit against Ms. Streisand are fans actually honked-off because they paid thousands of dollars for what was supposed to be her last show. Wow!

Why is she touring again - her words:

‘’The increasingly urgent need for private-citizen support to combat dangerous climate change, along with education and health issues was the prime reason I decided to tour again. This will allow me to direct funds and awareness to causes that I care deeply about.'’

Right, God protect us from the “causes” she is planning on donating to. As her private jet sucks jet fuel and regurgitates ozone killing fumes, and joins with the vapors created by the SUVs by Cadillas, BMS, Lexus et-al - she will be making a great contrubution to the fictitous invisible hole in the air.

I hear you can get a bargain seat at her Bush bashing political sideshow with an obstructed view for only $5000 each - so $10,000 for the pair and there’s dinner and…

It takes a LOT for me to feel sorry for Barbra Streisand but I have to think that any “fan” of an entertainer who would actually consider for a moment to sue her for returing to the stage is mentally retarded. But then, perhaps there is more than a coincidental resemblance to that action - and the previous act of purchasing the farewell ticket in the first place.

People. People who sue people. Are the most irritating people… in …. the world.

Rick Butts