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Post Your Press Release Here Now FREE!

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

Press Release Monkey is now open for business!

The Press Release Monkey is accepting FREE Press Releases and ARTICLES that promote your business!

Just click the link above and register to post - then you’ll only need to login when you return.

NOTE:

All posts are human reviewed (well some are Monkey approved).

Content is King - and we will not publish blatant advertising. If you just drop in a headline, sales pitch, and a link - you’ll get rejected - and we ALL hate rejection.

Articles are fine - did I say content is king?

FREE press releases will get the subject (headline) hyperlinked to your site - the rest is a text post.

PRO press releases (only $25) get:

  • Unlimited text links
  • Full WYSIWYG HTML editor text and image formatting
  • Images!
  • IE: a highly valuable bit of real estate on the web - and an attractive page that will get traffic!

Answers to Questions About Page Rank

The page rank of the Press Release Monkey got a PR5 on the last update. This is surely part of the general confusion of the whole site - as we have rollled through some tough times in getting the site hacked and destroyed and then rebuilt.

Just look at how many backlinks the site has: See our more than 10,000 backlinks in Yahoo!
The subdomain pages are getting lots of links and lots of traffic - now that we are restarting the posts (we lost more than 1500 posts in the hack! backup - backup - backup!) all the content and action will start to make a difference on the next update.

The really really good news is that you will get links, search engine traffic and human traffic from your press release here.

Now that I’ve got this part of the banana peeled - I am going to go back to work on getting your content fed to Google News - and to Reuters as well as other press release sites.

We are going to give PRWeb a run for their money - and we will NEVER be that expensive. (Our $25 Pro Press release is a $200 expense on their site.)

Get a PR5 Link to your Blog Now!

Press Release Monkey is setup so that if you link to us from your blog - you will automatically get a trackback link to your site! That means, when you put up a blog, new or matured, and add a link to your Blogroll or post one of my permalinks in a post on your site - you will automatically get a link back from me.

That’s right.

An easy and quick PR5 inbound link just by linking to http://www.PressReleaseMonkey.com! Just use “Press Release Monkey” or “Press Release website” or Post a FREE Press Release” and use the URL above - and you’ll get a PR5 (or higher when the PR goes back up) back to you!

When you post to this site - your inbound link helps YOUR POST get more action!

If you have any questions or comments on the site - please go to http://www.RickButtsHelpDesk.com and open a ticket and we’ll get right back to you.

Respectfully submitted,
Rick Butts
AKA The_Monkey 8-)

The Monkey is almost ready to re-open to your free posts!

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

Sometime next week (June 19-23) the Press Release Monkey will re-open so you can post here and get the search engine spiders slamming your site.

It’s a funny thing how they have zeroed out my PR in the visible toolbar - but are still crawling the heck out of the site.

You will want to be sure to mark Press Release Monkey as a quick and easy place to post some useful content and get a free link that will get the spiders to hop to your site!

The_Monkey

Thank you for your kind words

Sunday, June 18th, 2006

I woke up this morning and opened my browser.

I use Firefox - and have four home pages - one of which is the Press Release Monkey. The June 7th home page post stared me at the face and the enormity of having lost more than 1600 posts, all the hard work of my friends and associates to come here and add content - plus Bryan spent hours approving and helping you get them “postable.”

Man, it was a hard thing to swallow as I got the IV of Starbucks entered into my brain.

Getting a server wiped out - or having your computer go down and losing data is like your house burning down - or probaby a Katrina-like hurricane or tornado destruction. You go for days and don’t realize something is gone until you reach for it - and it’s then that you realize it’s gone!

But I popped into the dashboard to fix the Page Rank Explained page - and saw three comments - and suddenly my whole day turned brighter!

I want to especially thank Andrew for PERSONALLY encouraging me http://www.marketingsharks.com/- your kind words really made a difference to me! Thanks for the encouragement and reminding me to look forward and not backwards.

Send me your snail mail address and I’ll send you a copy of my motivational personal adventure novel The Safari Chronicles. Just send it to support@websitetrafficbrokers.com

Thanks,

Rick Butts